Yesterday night, I was in bed (alone ) and surfing  the net where I did a schocking discovery.

Linus Torvalds is alive!

Seriously, I have been using Linux on and off for se7en years now, and all that time I just assumed Mr. Torvalds has been 6 feet under for a loooong time. Yeah, I know ”assumption is the mother of all f*ck ups”, so zip it

I made this schocking, things willl neva eva be the same, discovery while doing research for a future article. I stumbled on the following quote by Mr. Torvalds

“Gnome 3 is an unholy mess”

I was like, wait wut???!!! Wasn’t Gnome 3 released somewhere early 2011 Surely, Mr. Torvalds isn’t speaking from the grave? I mean he is 1337 h4x0r and all, but no one is that 1337 right? So, I went to wikipedia to check upon Mr. Torvalds status quo and yes he is alive at the moment.

Well, at least I wasn’t lying when I wrote this

As you can see this will be the blog about all those Linux questions you NEVER dared to ask (for a good reason)

 

 

Or when I wrote this statement, which is full of promises about the disasters that lay ahead!

Yup, this will also be the blog where you can admit that you don’t know Jack sh*t about Linux, but you are going to try it anyway